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What was the worst thing about being the only girl in the cast?


tomsdarling:

I AM DONE. I AM JUST 10931% DONE WITH YOU, HIDDLESTON.



plainapple:

salon:

The only reboot Hollywood needs is an all-female Ghostbusters.

I didn’t even read this article and I’m so on-board for this. As a nerdy little girl in the 80s I had to invent female characters for my favorite franchises (Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Batman (the movie), TMNT, etc). I never wanted to be the “girlfriend”, I wanted to be the scientist, the time-traveler, the adventurer, the Super Hero, the turtle.

If women are lucky these days we get one female character in a multi-lead block buster who doesn’t exist to be the vampy villainess or the damsel in distress. Women have more than one story to tell. Give us multiple leads with multiple personalities (not in the disorder way). Give us female Ghostbusters!

And for God’s sake don’t make their new uniforms crop tops and hot pants.


invisibleblackunicorn:

anal-beats:

Oh FUCK

I-C-O-N-I-C




herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 


j0ye:

OKAY SO I’M GONNA DROP A STORY ON Y’ALL 

MY FOLLOWERS KNOW THAT I’M PRETTY UNIQUE LOOKING

I HAVE A GNARLY UNDERCUT, A SHORT HAIRCUT, AND AS OF YESTERDAY MY HAIR IS BRIGHT PURPLE, AND I TEND TO WEAR CLOTHES OF THE ALL-BLACK-SHORT-SKIRTS-THIGH-HIGHS-INTIMIDATING-HEAD-BITCH-IN-CHARGE VARIETY

MY FOLLOWERS ALSO KNOW THAT I HAVE A RAD LITTLE THREE-YEAR-OLD SON NAMED OLIVER WHO IS MY WORLD

ONE DAY, OLIVER AND I WERE AT THE STORE, AND WE WERE WALKING PAST THE CEREAL, SINGING A SONG TOGETHER AND OVERALL JUST BEING CUTE BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING ADORABLE, AND THIS MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN WAS WALKING THE OTHER WAY WITH HER HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER. I’M USED TO PEOPLE STARING AT ME, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I WAS ROCKING BLUE HAIR AND A OUIJA BOARD SHIRT AND A HELLA CUTE VELVET MINISKIRT THIS SPECIFIC DAY, SO I IGNORED HER GLARING AT ME AND CONTINUED ON LOOKING AT THE PANDA PUFFS

THEN I STARTED HEARING HER MUTTER UNDER HER BREATH ABOUT ME, SAYING STUFF LIKE, “Irresponsible teen mom couldn’t keep her legs closed” AND, “Her son is going to be so messed up because she has absolutely no self-respect”

NORMALLY I JUST LET IT GO, BUT THAT DAY OLIVER AND I WERE SINGING THE SHINS SO I WAS IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD AND FELT CONFIDENT, SO I STOPPED MY CART AND SAID, “Excuse me, did you say something?”. SHE KINDA STARTED BLUSHING AND SAID NO, TO WHICH I REPLIED, “Well, it seems you kinda did say something. Something about me being irresponsible and not having respect for myself?” AND THIS WOMAN WAS BRIGHT RED AT THIS AND HER HUSBAND WAS JUST TRYNA HURRY HER ALONG AT THAT POINT BUT I HELLA WAS NOT GONNA LET HER GET AWAY WITH SHIT TALKING ME SO I SAID, “You know, I do respect myself. I have my hair like this because I respect myself enough to do it and have the confidence to pull it off, and I dress like this because I respect the fact that I have killer legs that I don’t want to hide just because some old crows glare at me over it. My self-respect has nothing to do with my parenting ability, but if it did, I’d say it’s been a positive correlation because my son is respectful of everyone and doesn’t judge people based on their appearances. He knows that people look how they do because that’s just how they want to look, and that’s how all three-year-olds are until they get to the age where they see the fact that their parents are scowling at a girl who has bright hair, or a boy who wears a skirt, and that’s the age where they become insufferable assholes like you.” AND LET ME JUST SAY THIS WOMAN’S JAW DROPPED FASTER THAN THE TRIX BOX SHE WAS HOLDING AS I FUCKIN SASHAYED OUT WITH MY PANDA PUFFS AND CARRIED ON SINGING~*~*~


coldplaysongoftheday:

I thought I’d share this with you

It gave me a pleasant surprise on my Facebook Wall



karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS


sorry:

when you suddenly remember you have homework due the next day:

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africant:

the motto



Samantha/Sam. 17. Chicago. Female. Product of the 90's. AMERICA. Fangirl of essentially everything.
Movies: Tarantino, Scorsese, Disney, Cornetto Trilogy
Books: Jane Austen, HP, LOTR,
Musicals: POTO, Les Mis, RENT, Sondheim, Spring Awakening, Book of Mormon, Rodgers & Hammerstein, Wicked, Chicago,
TV: The West Wing, Will & Grace, Parks and Rec, Daily Show, The Newsroom, Game of Thrones, Orphan Black,
Ships/OTPs: JoshxDonna,Klaroline, Tiva, Casket, Pepperony, WonderBat, BriennexJaime, GendryxArya, Dramione
My Queens: Julie Andrews, Laura Osnes, Sutton Foster, Audra MacDonald, Sierra Boggess, Meryl Streep, Beyonce, Wonder Woman, Donna Moss, CJ Cregg
Husbands: Joshua Lyman,Henry Cavill, Aaron Tveit, Tom HIddleston, Captain America,





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