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In Omnia Paratus



If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

100% not joking


labels are for soup cans and queer kids who want to know that they aren’t alone



stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"



if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD



I’m beginning to wonder if Mark Ruffalo just trolls Tumblr and reports back to the others. Like… “Hey guys… they call Evans a dorito…” and RDJ just sitting there like “Well that’s gonna be a thing.”

I mean. Really.

sounds legit.






omg, press play. wait for the beat to drop. 

this is just lovely

This was a pleasant surprise.


Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.


jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick


This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name







meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

Samantha/Sam. 17. Chicago. Female. Product of the 90's. AMERICA. Fangirl of essentially everything.
Movies: Tarantino, Scorsese, Disney, Cornetto Trilogy
Books: Jane Austen, HP, LOTR,
Musicals: POTO, Les Mis, RENT, Sondheim, Spring Awakening, Book of Mormon, Rodgers & Hammerstein, Wicked, Chicago,
TV: The West Wing, Will & Grace, Parks and Rec, Daily Show, The Newsroom, Game of Thrones, Orphan Black,
Ships/OTPs: JoshxDonna,Klaroline, Tiva, Casket, Pepperony, WonderBat, BriennexJaime, GendryxArya, Dramione
My Queens: Julie Andrews, Laura Osnes, Sutton Foster, Audra MacDonald, Sierra Boggess, Meryl Streep, Beyonce, Wonder Woman, Donna Moss, CJ Cregg
Husbands: Joshua Lyman,Henry Cavill, Aaron Tveit, Tom HIddleston, Captain America,

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